David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
This Spider-Man dancing to ‘Take On Me’ is perfect
Spider-Man has saved a lot of people with his powers, but he really shines when he gets on the dance floor.
On Feb 1, 2018 by David Britton
Everyone wants to know: ‘How is it still January?’
Five Mondays!
On Jan 31, 2018 by David Britton
Salt Bae must wear gloves to perform his signature move in NYC
Update your memes.
Stadium streaker nets cool profit after crowdfunding his fine on GoFundMe
Streaking is rude, illegal, and possibly dangerous, but man do people love it.
On Jan 30, 2018 by David Britton
Nutella discount spurs riots in France, ridicule online
Nutella is delicious but probably not worth fighting over.
On Jan 26, 2018 by David Britton
Shakira is under investigation for tax evasion and people are wondering if her hips will testify
Did Shakira really evade paying taxes in Spain, and if so will her hips give her up?
On Jan 25, 2018 by David Britton
Someone mixed the ‘It’s Always Sunny’ theme song with footage of Eagles fans going wild
Philadelphia sports fans and the gang from the TV show have a lot in common.
This guy emailed a lot of Claudias to find his Tinder dream girl
There’s such a fine line between romantic and creepy.
On Jan 22, 2018 by David Britton
Here are the racists on Twitter who hide behind their pets
No pet deserves this treatment.
4 officers fired for taking free pizza instead of issuing tickets
Nobody wants to get a ticket—but everybody wants free pizza.
On Jan 19, 2018 by David Britton
This Brooklyn Pizzeria is serving edible Tide Pods
They’re called ‘pied pods.’
On Jan 18, 2018 by David Britton
This graduation photo was 5 years and $40,000 in the making
The photo went viral on Reddit.
Welp, someone vaped a Tide Pod
We’re done here.
On Jan 17, 2018 by David Britton
Spike TV says goodbye with a fake Twitter meltdown
It’s not the worst way to go out.
Sorry, this lottery winner is not trying to give you $5,000
People who win the lottery don’t typically give all their money to strangers on Twitter.
On Jan 16, 2018 by David Britton
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