Carrot is tech parody at its finest

BY MITCHELL FRIEDMAN

If you’ve seen any of the latest Apple announcements, you’ll immediately understand “Introducing Carrot.” But if you didn’t obsess over the iPhone6 or the Apple Watch, then let us explain the joke. “Introducing Carrot” is an outrageously excellent parody of Silicon Valley tech announcements. Specifically, Apple.

“It’s that easy to get fresh, quality nutrients delivered wirelessly to your body.”

“When you’re done with your carrot, swipe upward.”

But that’s not even the end of “Introducing Carrot,” and clearly, whoever’s behind this is extremely committed. On their website, they post even more details about what they say is “not just a vegetable, it’s what a vegetable should be.” From their homepage:

ROOTED IN DESIGN.

 

From the moment you pick up your Carrot, you’ll notice the care and attention that went into every detail. The unique texture, the striking colors and the pleasing crunch provide a world class experience for each of your senses.

And:

THE EASY WAY. YOUR WAY.

 

You’re unique. Your Carrot should be too. Carrot can be prepared in an unlimited number of ways. Carrot can be boiled, cooked, or even baked into a cake. You can even hold Carrot in your mouth and pretend it’s a long cigar. Carrot is made for anything, leaving you ready to take on everything.

Screenshot via Carrot