Here’s a Vine compilation of a guy making his girlfriend scream

Ha ha, not that kind of scream, you perv! Graphic designer and “neat dude” Chris Melberger has a girlfriend, Shan Dodd, who scares really easily. How easily? “When I scream it’s game over,” Melberger says.

He likes to record it. It’s as sweet as Internet love letters get.

Unfortunately, Melberger’s also opened the floodgates for lonely YouTubers to crush on Dodd.

When you’re professing your love for a dude’s girl in the comments of a YouTube video, it’s time to log off, man.

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