Snoop Dogg received a house call from nail artists to give him a French manicure with black and white tips and marijuana leaf and dollar sign decals. The Snoopicure was posted to Twitter by Jezebel.
Snoop Dogg gets a beautiful French manicure https://t.co/n3t1cJi4hs pic.twitter.com/apl7XZ0RiD
— Jezebel (@Jezebel) February 27, 2014
What else is there to say? It’s such a beautiful moment. Clearly a thing this glorious deserves to be memorialized in the ancient poetic form of ghazal:
You may think just lady-rappers splash out with a manicure.
But Snoop Dogg’s fingers shine by design, with a French manicure.
His manhood’s stronger than the smell of weed, yet be assured
On Twitter, Snoop’s nails look fine with a divine French manicure.
Kanye wore a skirt, but we must dub Snoop gender-bender fuhr
Yeezus walks, but not to spas for a sublime French manicure.
Snoop’s love for looking good is pure, but his style is not demure
Which is why he looks so fly with a top-line French manicure.
What is next? A long sarong, an experimental coiffure?
Or will Snoop stick with what he knows best, a fine French manicure?
(Rhyming liberties were taken because Snoop once rhymed “Phys. Ed” with “ahizzead.”)
H/T Jezebel | Photo via Flickr/Jason Persse (CC BY-SA 2.0)
