This kid is heading to Harvard with a mortifying virginity story

It’s one thing to have your parents help you land a date. It’s an entirely different, and completely creepy, thing to have them surreptitiously orchestrate an entire summer of love with the sole purpose of getting their kid laid.

A mother from Philadelphia has turned to Craigslist in a desperate attempt to get her 18-year-old Harvard-bound son a “sugar baby” to attend a concert, pick up her son, and have sex with him, many times, in exchange for a car.

The mother made the post Tuesday. Check it out the post in its entirety below.

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