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What’s it like to be inside the head of famous lip gloss abuser Justin Bieber? To be the idol to tens of millions of tweenage girls, each of whom is ready to lay her life on the line (or at least hack her parents’ Paypal account) for tickets to his concerts? To be the kind of douchenozzle who can sign the guestbook at the Anne Frank memorial with a pensive query about her potential as a groupie, and use the occasion to remind people about his upcoming concert.
But from Bieber’s point of view, things are less sordid. Sure, he may be addicted to taking pictures of himself in his underwear and sharing them with the world, but only a spoilsport would call it exhibitionism. It’s just good, clean fun. In Justin Bieber’s head, there is room for everyone: himself, Jesus, Lil Wayne, Jesus, himself, his fans, and Jesus.
We should all be so fortunate as to look at the world through Bieber-colored specs; it must be much like being high on pixie dust and holy water. If you listen closely, you can hear “It’s a Small World After All” echoing in the distance, just beyond the Strawberry Fields, which Bieber thinks were named after a porn star from before his time.
The GIFted genius at Cuntamination has finally illustrated what so many have wanted to see: how the Canadian supernova known as Justin Bieber sees the world. Hamsters! Monkeys! Jesus! Drake! Money! Illuminati! Selina (boo, hiss!)! It’s like a Magic 8 Ball where every answer is “Yes!” This glorious work of art has a scant 37 notes, but the day is young.
GIF by Cuntamination/Tumblr
