Just because your friend or relative is a nihilist doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a nice gift this holiday season. We all know that life is agony, so why not try to numb it with some pretty spectacular presents? It’s a lot easier than it sounds…unless you’re looking for a portal to the void.
But this gift guide was curated to help lead you through the painstakingly tedious process of finding the perfect meaningless gift, so it’ll be over before you know it. If only life was the same, sigh.
1) Translation: boredom everyday.
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2) The ultimate book of nothing, properly priced.
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3) The only bumper sticker you need.
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4) Perfect representation of internal dialogue.
Price on Amazon: $17.95
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5) Memo paper that will actually get used.
Price on Amazon: $12.99
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6) Nothing like a lil Nietzsche to keep as company.
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7) Add some nihilism to spice up dinner time.
Price on Amazon: $21.99
8) All the Nietzsche one could need.
Price on Amazon: $16.80+
9) It is what it is.
Price on Amazon: $19.98
10) Moral of the pillow: we all die, the end.
11) Tote around your pride for being a hardcore nihilist.
12) Does it even matter what time it is? No.
13) Life is just waiting until death.
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