If there is one good type of Twitter, it is escaped animal Twitter. Everyone took the day off back when llamas were on the loose, and now, feel free to chuck it in this afternoon, because we have an escaped cow.
(I can’t entirely promise you won’t be fired if you do this, but hey, whatever.)
A cow is on the loose in Brooklyn. I don’t have much to say other than watch it. As of now, it appears to be trapped in a ballfield.
https://www.facebook.com/pix11news/videos/10155963273502042/
Here are some good tweets about the loose cow.
https://twitter.com/barry/status/920322876384993283
this cow is more popular than we’ll ever be, wow https://t.co/Cwpy1Z0ztw
— Brooklyn Magazine (@brooklynmag) October 17, 2017
Police: What are your demands?
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) October 17, 2017
Steer: My horns and my balls
P: We can’t do that
S: Well, let me at least stomp on Harvey Weinstein’s pic.twitter.com/fHUWf7Soaw
RUN FASTER COW
— chelsea adelaine hassler (@chelseaadelaine) October 17, 2017
a crowd has gathered around a cow on the loose in prospect park. hundreds are watching online as police prepare to detain it
— Harry Cheadle (@HCheadle) October 17, 2017
We are all rooting for you, cow, though let’s not forget the last time this happened, a deer died.
Update 12:28pm CT, Oct. 17: The cow has been caught.
COW UPDATE: The cow has been caught and is now in police custody. https://t.co/AR1iaDbUcw pic.twitter.com/pQhAmg0Ml4
— Gothamist (@Gothamist) October 17, 2017
