9 accessories for the person who’s nonfunctional before coffee

Monday mornings are rough. But for any coffee addict, any time before coffee time is a Monday. Luckily, clever coffee accessories to help you get through your day are plentiful. From extra-strong coffee to mugs that will have your coworkers wary of starting a conversation, we’ve got you.

1) Morph into Tina Belcher with this heat-sensitive mu(uuuuuhhh)g. 

Price on Amazon: $14.99

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2) Death before decaf. 

Price on Amazon: $14.47 (regularly $16.99)

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3) For those of you that just really aren’t meant for morning. 

Price on Amazon: $18.00 

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4) Power-up throughout the day with this mug. 

Price on Amazon: $10.99 (regularly $19.99) 

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5) Try the world’s strongest coffee for that extra pick-me-up. 

Price on Amazon: $18.99 (regularly $19.99) 

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6) Time to turn on the ol’ brain! 

Price on Amazon: $10.99 

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7) Admit it, coffee is your lifeblood. 

Price on Amazon:$4.47

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8) At least you warned them…

Price on Amazon: $17.99

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9) The perfect mug to dissuade unwanted office conversation.

Price on Amazon: $17.95 (regularly $24.95) 

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