Jacquie Ross, a 16-year-old from North Carolina, was texting her friend Michael when the conversation took a turn for the worse.
A conversation that circled around showing each other prom outfits went awry when Michael decided to try his luck. Turned out, he wasn’t that lucky, and that Jacquie was hella funny.
Luckily, for the internet, she posted the screenshots on Tumblr and garnered 81,438 notes. The caption read, “They don’t give up so easily nowadays.” And Michael didn’t.
He dared to utter the heinous words, “Show your outfit,” before Jacquie revealed that this was probably not the time.
Despite the odds, Michael commenced forth with his mission. And Jacquie was still not having it.
Michael, seemingly unphased by the blatant rejection, told Jacquie that he was gonna get what he wanted.
Wrong move.
Even with the seemingly never-ending trail of towels, Michael still wanted to know what was under the towels. “You’re putting on more towels,” he wrote.
No one wears clothes under a robe, right? Well, that’s what Michael thought.
One Tumblr user compared her ability to dodge every attempt to The Matrix scene where the agents dodge bullets. That’s probably the most accurate comparison we’ve ever seen.
H/T Someecards
