Prominent 1980s game show host turned right-wing podcaster Chuck Woolery wants to wear a penis hat on his head because equality, or something like that.
In a tweet promoting his latest podcast, which the synopsis says features Woolery and his co-host breaking down American sexism myths like male privilege (goody!), Woolery tweeted, “women get vagina hats, but if men wore penis hats, they’d attack us and be outraged.”
Women get vagina hats, but if men wore penis hats, they’d attack us and be outraged. https://t.co/7A3JHt04Ds
— Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) February 24, 2017
First off, sir, they’re called pussy hats, not vagina hats, but we appreciate the anatomical accuracy. And secondly, why do you get the idea that women would attack you if you wore a hat of a penis atop that conservative cranium of yours? If anything, women would have a good laugh at your dick cap’s expense.
https://twitter.com/MariaMelee/status/835192463576924160
No we’d just laugh. Women have a sense of humor. Plus, dicks are funny looking. https://t.co/4FNENh8Xtv
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 24, 2017
If you aren’t aware, Woolery, women aren’t just wearing pussy hats willy nilly—we wear them to protest sexual assault. To protest getting grabbed by the pussy. Like during the Women’s March on Washington. Get it? Vagina? Pussy? Cats? Cat ears? Pink-knitted hats with cat ears?
https://twitter.com/AbrahamHanover/status/835190126758133760
Twitter proceeded to troll Woolery’s “vagina hat” comment, with onlookers curious of Woolery’s understanding of the hat’s play on words (and vaginas in general), as well as his burgeoning interest in wearing a penis on his head.
https://twitter.com/pete_forester/status/835188798694776834
https://twitter.com/8bitjayhawk/status/835190775415730176
https://twitter.com/jordandickerson/status/835222596920700929
https://twitter.com/WendyBrandes/status/835194289768529920
They even have prototypes!
Better? pic.twitter.com/fm8mRn9uQl
— Laura Packard (@lpackard) February 24, 2017
OH THE HUMANITY pic.twitter.com/3EKutfC0wc
— Boner Vivant (@Doug_Tilley) February 24, 2017
Oh wait, penis hats already exist? You don’t say!?
https://twitter.com/revpaperboy/status/835196137124560896
But mostly, Twitter is just really, really excited for Woolery to brandish his phallic cap.
I don’t want to speak for anyone else but omg please make penis hats and then wear them and take selfies in them please https://t.co/jz9mzednsE
— Jessica Luther (@jessicawluther) February 24, 2017
If you want to wear a penis hat, Chuck, I’d totally support you. Then you’d be—both literally and figuratively—a dickhead. pic.twitter.com/Hxff07PHTa
— Grumpy Friar (@grumpyfriar) February 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/MikeGianella/status/835195118596554752
https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/835187339433508864
Or… was Woolery wearing the penis hat this WHOLE TIME?!
Spoooky, huh? It’s really a mystery—all these pussy hats and Woolery still manages to act like a dickhead.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
