NICK OFFERMAN PENS SONG FOR FORMER TRUMP VOTERS: 'PROUD TO BE A KAMALA MAN WHO HAS QUIT THE GOP'

On August 5th, a group that included Ben Stiller, Kathy Griffin, John Stamos, Kathryn Hahn, Ed Helms, Tiffany Haddish, Ike Barinholtz, Mark Hamill and Rosie O’Donnell 

gathered for a virtual rally that included a very special presentation from Ron Swanson himself, Nick Offerman.

Offerman took on the Zoom spotlight. “I think there are going to be a lot of republicans, who for obvious reasons are Kamala-curious, who are gonna be tuning in,” he said,

“so I’ve written a song for the evening from the point of view of one of these republicans that might have once been blind but can now see a way clear to decency.”

Offerman proceeded to strum an acoustic guitar and launch into a folksy protest song worthy of Pete Seeger. Actually, make that Lee Greenwood, as it becomes clear quickly that the song is set to the tune of Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.”

“So I’m proud to be on Kamala’s side, where I know I’ll never see some spray-tanned tool denying a girl her ethnic identity,” Offerman sang. “And JD Vance looks like a baby’s butt underneath that creepy beard. So I’ll say it loud and I’ll sing it proud, those guys are f***ing weird.”