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Newsletter: Bumble’s AI dating plans are giving major ‘Black Mirror’ vibes

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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr

Today’s top stories are about: the Bumble CEO’s prediction about what the future of dating with AI will look like, John Fetterman’s support of Florida’s anti-fake meat law, one woman’s nightmare stay at a pricey Airbnb, and the internet’s reactions to a new series of Lord of The Rings movies

After that, Mikael has a “One Dumb Conspiracy” column for you. 

Until next time,

ā€” K.D.Ā 


āš” Today in internet culture

šŸ HUMANS VS ROBOTS
ā€˜Sounds like a terrible dystopian futureā€™: Bumble CEOā€™s prediction about AI dating draws comparisons to ā€˜Black Mirrorā€™

According to Bumble CEO Whitney Wolfe Herd,Ā AI may soon allow app dating to get a lot less swipe-y.

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šŸ„© MEATY POLITICAL DEBATES
Fetterman praises Floridaā€™s lab-grown meat ban, which aims to stop the ā€˜eliteā€™ from forcing ā€˜the world to eat fake meat and bugsā€™

Fetterman’s had itĀ with faux foie gras, pirated pork, imitation intestines, hoax hamburgers, and reproduction rib-eye.Ā 

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šŸ  VIRAL VACATION DISASTERS
ā€˜You used the pool table twiceā€™: Airbnb customer says host charged $924 extra for using things like TV, Wi-Fi

ā€œThis is exactly why Iā€™m fine with paying hotels,”Ā one user wrote in the comments.Ā 

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šŸ§™ā€ā™‚ļø HOLLYWOOD FAILS TO PLEASE
ā€˜Nobody cares about Gollumā€™: The Internetā€™s reaction to new ā€˜Lord of the Ringsā€™ films is anything but ā€˜preciousā€™

Howā€™s the internet taking this news?Ā Mixed would be an understatement.

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šŸ” One Dumb ConspiracyĀ 

ByĀ Mikael Thalen
Staff Reporter

Harrison Ford
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Does this video show Harrison Ford praising pro-Palestine protesters?

In each edition of web_crawlr we have exclusive original content every day. On Mondays our Tech Reporter Mikael Thalen debunks the most wild conspiracy theories swirling around the web in his ā€œOne Dumb Conspiracyā€ column. If you want to read columns like this before everyone else,Ā subscribe to web_crawlrĀ to get your daily scoop of internet culture delivered straight to your inbox.


šŸ•øļø Crawling the web

Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.

šŸ‘‚ A woman whoĀ experienced temporary hearing lossĀ has aĀ horrifying scenario for you to ponder. If it happens to you, there isĀ a chance that it could be thanks to a bug lodged in your ear.

šŸ¤– ShouldĀ creatorsĀ beĀ concerned about Instagramā€™s AI developments?

šŸ‘ļø A ā€˜young, healthyā€™ manĀ issued a dire warning about getting LASIK surgeryĀ that hasĀ received a ton of attention online.Ā 

šŸ“± Do you useĀ Target Circle? If so, one woman’sĀ viral warning about the rewards and coupons appĀ might beĀ something you need to hear.Ā 

šŸ§‚ A manĀ called out CostcoĀ forĀ selling seasoning bottles that are half empty. But some viewersĀ are defending the store, pointing out the many reasons the Costco seasonings seem half empty.

šŸ“¦ This woman sharedĀ details about a day in her life as a reseller on Amazon, butĀ viewers are dividedĀ over the fact that sheĀ sources her products from Dollar Tree.

šŸ”Š From theĀ Daily Dot archive:Ā Distorted TikTok sounds hurt marginalized creatorsā€”and AI is making it worse.


šŸ“ Question of the Day

Everyone’s got opinions, andĀ we want to know yours. JustĀ click a button belowĀ to answer the question, and tomorrowĀ we will let you knowĀ how fellow web crawlers like you answered.Ā 

WOULD YOU LETĀ AI TAKE OVER FOR YOUĀ ON DATING APPS?

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šŸ‘‹ Before you go

Amazon drivers go through a lot. Whether theyā€™re making deliveries at 3 am, dealing with unruly pets, or managing the numerous bizarre things that happen to them on the job, drivers working for Amazon deal with many strange and uncomfortable experiences while handing packages off to eager customers.

Given the stress that can come with this job, people observing Amazon drivers may think that they are helping them with their job by allowing them to pass them or waving them through a stop sign when the other driver has the right of way. However, as an Amazon driver recently noted on TikTok, this isnā€™t always the case.

In a video with overĀ 339,000 views, TikTok user and Amazon driver Rozee (@rozskates_) says thatĀ some peopleā€™s efforts to assist her on her route arenā€™t as helpful as a casual observer might think.

Amazon Prime driver at stop sign
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