Little girl has total meltdown when mom tells her Adam Levine is married

When Maroon 5 leaves you marooned.

Miles Klee

Updated on May 27 2021 9:09 pm CDT

Ah, young romance. It is all-consuming, it is all-defining, and it takes us the the very heights of the human experience.

It also drops us into the most harrowing depths of pain and anguish, as when a young woman named Mila discovered that her crush, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, had recently married someone else. (Victoria’s Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo, in fact.)

Sounds like this love has taken its toll.

H/T Mashable | Photo via Timothy Tsui/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He’s the author of two odd books of fiction, ‘Ivyland’ and ‘True False.’