An important compilation of people falling off their dumb ‘hoverboards’

You kids and your damn hoverboards! Back in my day, everyone made an ass of themselves on the original Segway. But you millennials just had to take it a step further by removing the handles, didn’t you?

The saving grace for me is that none of you actually possess the coordination to control your ridiculous gyroscopic scooters, which means I get to kick back and watch top-notch fail compilation videos like this.

Have fun walking those injuries off—if you even remember how.

Photo via Soar Boards