Fish leaps from water to bite a man’s nipple

There’s an ongoing movement with humans for gender equality called #freethenipple, and now fish have responded with their own mammary gland-related campaign: #bitethenipple.

No teat in the sea is safe from these tweakers who have made it their mission to seek out and nibble on the eye of the breast. New video footage documenting the dangerous phenomena should thankfully bring some awareness to the issue.

No wonder mermaids wear those bras made with seashells—they need that protection from the titty-biters of the ocean. 

Screebgrab by BoatersOutlet/YouTube