Halloween isn’t just the time for screams. It’s also an opportunity to laugh! This is where punny Halloween costumes come in.
You could be a skeleton that’s “bad to the bone,” a ghost that will make people laugh ’till they are “coffin,” or a wolf that will get everyone “howling.”
Here, we’ve included a mixture of ridiculous and punny Halloween costumes you can buy on the Internet. You’re guaranteed a gourd Halloween with these!
1) Is that you, Violet Beauregarde?
Want to stop people from eating all the candy at the Halloween party? Wear this costume, which serves as a cautionary tale of a person’s sweet tooth getting the better of them.
Price: $25+
2) A literal masterpiece.
Price: $46+
3) Only you can dress up like Smokey the Bear.
If you really want to ensure that people understand your costume, add a fake cigarette as an accessory.
Price: $39+
4) You look flushed.
Make the party a two-drink maximum to avoid someone confusing you for an actual toilet.
Price: $68+
5) Why, just, why?
Price: $32+
6) If you’re one for puns, this Bigfoot costume may suit you.
Price: $44+
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7) Halloween isn’t complete without a full moon.
We can only imagine that the wolves were howling loudly at this sight.
Price: $25+
8) Sweet dreams are made of these.
Price: $25+
9) This is just nuts.
Price: $60+
10) Simple yet creepy.
Price: $70+
11) Got milk?
Price: $26+
12) Velociraptor? Haven’t heard that name in AGES!
For extra giggles, attach a microphone and prepare some raps, so you can be a true velociraptor.
Price: $65+
13) Homeward bound (I wish I was).
To make this costume extra punny, add a telephone so you can “phone home.”
Price: $47+
14) Splish, splash, I was taking a bath…then somehow ended up at a Halloween party?
Price: $33+
15) Geoffrey the giraffe deserves better than this!
Price: $60+
16) I suppose Halloween could also be a time for patriotism.
Price: $20+
17) You good, bud?
Price: $38+
18) Lather up the laughs as a loofah.
Price: $40+
19) 50% horse, 50% man, 100% ridiculous.
Price: $39+
20) Your friends will have a ball with this interactive costume.
Just don’t be surprised if you get pelted by your friends “by accident.”
Price: $15+
21) The crappiest costume ever.
Price: $34+
22) This beer keg costume actually dispenses the beverage of your choice.
This costume is just brew-tiful.
Price: $66+
23) Who’s a good boy?!
Price: $23+
BONUS: Haunt your own house for Halloween
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