Son finds his mom’s penis-shaped water bottle in the dishwasher

So, how do I start this story about a dick-shaped beverage receptacle? 

Let’s see. Boy tries to do dishes. Boy finds blue, penis-shaped water bottle with appropriately placed straw that belongs to his mother in the dishwasher. Boy furiously throws the phallic-facsimile. Yep, that’s it.

Tumblr user pyomorphic uploaded a video of his discovery. His reaction is as followed:

“Shit I fucking find in the dishwasher trying to do the goddamn dishes. What the fuck is this mom? What the fuck is this? Wha, wha—I don’t understand how you’re going to be 41 and be buying this SHIT.”

As for the mom’s reaction when she finds out that he’s going through her blue balls? I’m guessing this:

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Photo via sterlic/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)