Alex Trebek gives inspired reading of lyrics to Mötley Crüe’s ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’

If you thought you could get through this day without seeing the venerated host of Jeopardy! theatrically recite some asinine lyrics from a 1987 hair metal classic, well, you were wrong.

Below, please find several seconds of undeniable evidence that Alex Trebek should start a Mötley Crue cover band with Pat Sajak, Bob Barker, and Chuck Woolery—like, yesterday.

What’s truly mind-boggling, though, is that knowing which band sang this was worth $2,000.

H/T Time | Photo via Team Coco/YouTube