Watch this tutorial before entering your next baby cage match

Don’t be fooled by their pudgy faces and high-pitched giggles: Babies are vicious, dirty fighters. If you’ve ever accidentally accidentally stepped into a nursery while holding an open can of Gerber’s green bean purée, you know exactly what we’re talking about. Thankfully renowned baby tamer/comedian Gavin McInnes has set out on a mission to make sure the next time it happens, you’ll be prepared.

All we need now is a tutorial on how to ward off kittens and we’re set for life.

H/T Reddit | Photo via Gavin McInnes/YouTube