Election years bring out the best and worst of humanity, and platforms like Facebook can add fuel to the fire. One moment, you’re expressing your right to have an opinion, and the next thing you know, your family has excommunicated you.
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1) Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
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We really don’t even have to explain this one, because it’s not like you haven’t already thought about it.
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2) Bender
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Robots will most likely overtake the human race by 3016, so we might as well pick one that’s picked up on our culture to leave behind some sort of legacy. Plus, his mortality is humbling.
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3) Sauron
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There’s really no good reason to put the dark lord of all Middle Earth in charge of the United States. But you have to admit, his slogan is pretty great.
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4) Rick Astley
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Determination is an admirable and necessary trait for a president, and there’s no question that Rick Astley would not give up on this country.
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5) Frank Underwood
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He may cheat his way to the top, but you’re still binge-watching Frank Underwood’s climb, so the man has to be doing something right.
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6) Groot
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A good POTUS should protect its people and view them as equal, which is why America is definitely ready for a sentient tree to lead this country.
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7) Lord Business
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Everything would not be awesome if Lord Business became president of anything bigger than his company. But we would get free tacos, so there’s that.
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8) The other Donald
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The other Donald also has no problem speaking his mind. We’d just have trouble understanding what he was saying.
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9) Kanye
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Being the President requires confidence and there’s no doubt that Yeezy would never second-guess himself, even under pressure.
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10) Birdie Sanders
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This crowd-pleasing little bird stopped a whole rally by merely perching. Imagine what it could do with that kind of influence in Congress.
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