A man and his donut are going viral today after he tweeted a British supermarket chain about the product’s defects.
Why you might ask?
Because what he complained about was the donut’s missing hole, and how that prevented him from using said pastry in an oral sex act with his girlfriend.
https://twitter.com/PeeWeeMFC75/status/817358336488251392
Most brands get thousands of these trolling attempts each day and they are often ignored, since it’s clear what Twitter users are after.
But this time, Morrison’s social media person responded. In a way you might not expect.
They offered advice.
Improvise! – Cam
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
MacGuyver it, says the grocery store, which, unless that donut is super stale, shouldn’t be that hard.
Our Twitter friend took it another way. As opposed to tearing a hole in the donut, he (supposedly) grabbed another object.
https://twitter.com/PeeWeeMFC75/status/817374101991985152
(In the U.K. ‘A&E’ stands for ‘Accident and Emergency’ services.)
The Morrison’s social team wasn’t buying it.
You didn’t wait for them to cool down? – Cam
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
Wasn’t possible, he said.
https://twitter.com/PeeWeeMFC75/status/817390102091624449
The exchange continued very cordially and the two became friends.
She sounds it! My advise, leave everything to chill for 2 minutes. – Cam
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/PeeWeeMFC75/status/817391934981500928
If you need anything else, you know where I am – Cam
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
The Daily Dot reached out to PeeWeeMFC75, who said he really wasn’t going to use the sweet treat for oral pleasure.
“I wasn’t planning on using the donuts for sex. I was bored and flicking through [Facebook] and a friend posted the pic of the donuts without a hole complaining, so I got the idea of [tweeting] Morrisons. Why I said what I did is a mystery. Sometimes I don’t fully think [things] though.”
Regardless, the rest of Twitter ate up the exchange.
https://twitter.com/NaturallyTiss/status/817694987265699840
That is true.
https://twitter.com/NikkiLuigi/status/817497692842717185
https://twitter.com/BoltokMork/status/817732293880086528
https://twitter.com/DojoBiden/status/817756134807392256
😂😂 brilliant
— Jay (@Jamo_28) January 7, 2017
@HayesLikeIssac Thread!!!! Hilarious hijinks for a Monday morning …
— H! (@MzHarling) January 9, 2017
@HayesLikeIssac Thread!!!! Hilarious hijinks for a Monday morning …
— H! (@MzHarling) January 9, 2017
And some just unnecessarily roasted PeeWeeMFC75.
More importantly, PeeWeeMFC75 said his girlfriend enjoyed the joke.
“Luckily, my girlfriend has seen the funny side of it.”
That’s a keeper.
H/T Mashable
