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Iron Maiden provides the ugliest Christmas sweater you’ve ever seen

One hundred percent metal.

Josh Katzowitz

Updated on May 25 2021 3:43 pm CDT

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Heavy metal bands are best known for rocking out, living hard, and selling some of the least metal merchandise they can possibly offer.

We already know that Iron Maiden sells golf balls on its website for the reasonable price of £15.00. But now the Middle of Beyond website is selling even something more (or less) metal from the British band that has given us such classics as “Fear of the Dark,” “The Number of the Beast,” and “Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter.”

One of the ugliest Christmas sweaters you’ve ever seen. It’s glorious.

Middle of Beyond

The sweater is officially licensed, and it’s 100 percent acrylic. And 110 percent METAL.

H/T Blabbermouth

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Josh Katzowitz

Josh Katzowitz is a staff writer at the Daily Dot specializing in YouTube and boxing. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times. A longtime sports writer, he’s covered the NFL for CBSSports.com and boxing for Forbes. His work has been noted twice in the Best American Sports Writing book series.