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Power-washing porn will bring out your inner dad like never before

Prepare to unleash your inner dad.

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Reddit, home of misogynycreepshots, and bizarre memes, can redeem itself every once and awhile with a subreddit that satisfies neurons in your brain you didn’t even know existed.

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Enter r/powerwashingporn, a magical place gauranteed to keep your inner clean freak or weekend warrior fixated during long days caged in a cubicle at work. With only a few clicks, you can watch years of moss, mold, mildew, dirt, grime, and all manor of muck disappear. These power-washing redditors are truly doing God’s work, reclaiming patio furniture, wood decks, concrete driveways, and even facades of historical buildings from the elements.


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Some redditors have endeavored to create great works of art using the juxtaposition of grime and freshly cleaned cement. If HGTV ever wants to enter the adult-entertainment industry, power-washing porn would draw quite the crowd.

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