Back in college, I watched The Bachelor religiously. My roommates and I would talk about the contestants, pick our favorites, and guess how long each relationship would last. When I graduated, and went into the real world, I forgot about my pal Chris Harrison and his media empire. But right around the time Twitter became a thing, I rediscovered my lost love.
This is not a coincidence. If you are on Twitter Monday nights, your feed is most likely full of #TheBachelor, #TheBachelorette, or #BachelorInParadise content—depending on the time of year. Bachelor fans flock to Twitter to make jokes, comment on the contestants, or make fun of Chris Harrison when he promises for the millionth time that this is the “most shocking season ever.”
Bachelor Twitter is the best Twitter. It is, after all, where I met one of my closest friends, who later turned into my podcasting partner. (Our podcast is, of course, about The Bachelor.)
Social media plays a huge role in the show, and while it never ends up with the final rose, it is always in the hearts of the fans. Every season, I scour the Web to find the contestants on social media. What happens if one of them slips up and shares a spoiler? Do they have incriminating posts? It’s a vital companion to an era wherein just watching a favorite TV series is not enough. With the new season premiering tonight, I’ve compiled this handy list of JoJo Fletcher’s bachelors—and where to find them on social media.
Alex Woytkim
Alex is a laid-back marine who once saved a man from a burning car by ripping the door off. I like his chances. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Ali Zahiri
Ali is a bartender who is afraid of bugs and will do anything for love. You can find him on Twitter and Instagram.
Brandon Howell
According to Brandon’s official ABC bio, he is a humble hipster with a great sense of humor. You can find him on Twitter and Facebook.
Chad Johnson
Chad loves The Notebook and says his greatest achievement to date is being born handsome. Well, then. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
Chase McNary
Chase once went sky-diving on a date, so he should be pretty game for any date that JoJo plans. You can find him on Twitter and Facebook.
Christian Bishop
Christian loves The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and The Matrix. His mom is his best friend. If it doesn’t work out for him and JoJo, Christian, call me. You can find him Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Coley Knust
Coley once had a girl try to move in with him after a week of dating, so he is used to relationships moving fast. That will serve him well on The Bachelorette. You can find him on Instagram.
Derek Peth
Derek is afraid of fluffy kittens. ¯_(?)_/¯. You can find him on YouTube.
Daniel Maguire
Daniel is a male model who is not romantic. Not sure how that will work out for him with JoJo. You can find him on Facebook and Instagram.
Evan Bass
Evan is an erectile dysfunction expert who doesn’t like girls with chipped nail polish… You can find him on Facebook and Instagram.
Grant Kemp
Grant has saved a life and loved the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. He does not like listening to girls talk about Harry Potter. I am torn about Grant. You can find him on Twitter and Instagram.
Jake
Jake is a landscape architect who wishes he could fly so he didn’t have to deal with L.A. traffic. I have searched everywhere for Jake on social media, but he seems to be laying low.
James Fuertes
James left his job as a chiropractor to pursue his dream of owning a boxing gym. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
James S.
James S. (there are three dudes named “James” this season) is the contestant that I am most excited about. On his official bio, his job is “Bachelor Superfan.” Me too, James! For a superfan, he is impossible to find on social media. How can you be a superfan if you don’t tweet??
James Taylor
James Taylor is, what else, a singer. He loves cold beer and making girls smile. You can find him on Instagram.
Jonathan Hamilton
Jonathan is a technical sales rep who doesn’t like vegetables and thinks gluten allergies are not real. You can find him on Facebook and Instagram.
Jordan Rodgers
The wildest thing Jordan has ever done in the bedroom? “Try to hang a TV on the wall without directions or a stud finder.” Clearly, he has a great sense of humor. Oh, and his is NFL star Aaron Rodgers’s brother, so holidays at his house are guaranteed to be a good time. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Luke Pell
Luke is a war veteran who will do anything for love and loves to get the party started. You can find him on Twitter.
Nick Benvenutti
Nick is an electrical engineer whose favorite magazine is Ducks Unlimited. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Nick Sharp
Nick is an Eagle scout who likes The Sandlot and dislikes scary cheeses. Does blue cheese count as scary? Because I hate that stuff. You can find him on Instagram.
Peter Medina
Peter was once a “sk8er boi” who wishes he could live in the Mesozoic era, so he could see dinosaurs. You can find him on Facebook and Instagram.
Robby Hayes
Robby is a former competitive swimmer who loves dressing up for dates. You can find him on Twitter and Instagram.
Sal DeJulio
Sal is an operations manager who egged a teacher’s house when he was in high school. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Vinny Ventiera
Vinny is a barber who doesn’t have tattoos because he is afraid of his mom. He once had frosted tips like Justin Timberlake. You can find him on Twitter and Facebook.
Wells Adams
Wells is a radio DJ who has done a shark dive, but refuses to get a cat. You can find him on Twitter and Facebook.
Will Haduch
Will is a civil engineer who’s favorite dance move is called “Bernie-ing.” It is loosely based on the ’80s classic Weekend at Bernie’s. I hope he busts this move out this season. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
After taking a look at these guys on social media, I think I have my favorites. Will they get roses? If they don’t, maybe we’ll get some epic meltdowns on Twitter. A girl can dream.